One day, around the turn of the millennium, a silly creation was born, and her parents gave her the name Rachel. Just a couple decades later, Rachel found herself working in radio, the greatest job on earth. To answer your questions: yes she went to college, yes she graduated, and no, do not mention the red hair. She gets angry. Her hobbies include drinking wine from coffee mugs, eating at gas stations, and asking people if their refrigerators are running.